A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)
Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant
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One who has alien fetishes and likes teh wieners.
Boy: Dude, you know that Dylan Mazeau?
Girl: Ya, I heard he has alien nude pictures on his phone!
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A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend
If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
Dylan is a good friend
Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
Dylan Dennison is an amazing friend. He's sweet, kind & funny. Dylan Dennison cares for his friends and family. He will fight for those he loves. Dylan Dennison is a great boyfriend. He talks to u and makes sure ur okay. Girls who has a Dylan Dennison in her life has to be the luckiest girl in the whole world! Dylan Dennison is an extraordinary guy.
Girl:"Dylan Dennison is a great guy!" Girl: "I heard he was an even better boyfriend."
A soon to be furry who is addicted to Jojo references. He is currently more sexually attracted to the bass guitar than women. Will not get laid in college
Literally anything said by anyone:
Dylan Farrell: Is that a Jojo Reference?!?!?!?
To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighborโs kids ear.
Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan
this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.
billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!