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When two people get into an argument about which twilight character is better
Him: *facebook status* "ahhh i just love jacob"
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!
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Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
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Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.
Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.
"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"
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1. A character trait that involves the incapacity to get laid and identified as one who resorts to baseless lies.
The movie: "The 40 year old virgin" will be the story of Fighting Liberal's life.
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1. a band that jerry claims is a band but doesnt exist
2. a form of lesbian sex
Jerry: i listen to real hate music like SLIPKNOT and SCISSOR FIGHT
Us: dude that fuckin band scissor fight dont exist
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man watchin lesbos eat each other out and have scissor fights on welivetogether.com is the best
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My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!
Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*
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A cat fight is the younger sister of the bear fight and the tiger fight - a glass of Pinot Gris followed by a glass of Merlot. The drink of choice for pweefs and fans of the StarWars series.
I was at the bar with a couple of my buddies and was getting noticed by all kinds of strange when my buddy Jim Drinan stumbled up with a handful of Cat Fights - needless to say I went home empty-handed.
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