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To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'
"Izzy your such a garden implement"
Instead of
"Izzy your such a hoe"
Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.
Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."
When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
I have garden angels everywhere I go!
You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden
Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden