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While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.
Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"
Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
Arguably the absolute worst season of the arrowverse. Largely in part due to the lack of chin on the flash's costume. Grant Gustin without the chin piece in his suit is horrific to say the least. He looks like if a pedophile got stoned and started running around the city.
WTF is Season 5 Flash????
Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.
Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.
Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.
Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"
a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock
*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*
All of April is when you are only allowed to cum on a females back during intercourse when you are about to nut.
Guy1: Dude is cum back season!!!
Guy2: yeah I celebrated it last night!!!