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"Keep in mind, however, that the Xbox and the Gamecube, both of which technically only have the graphical capabilities of a 3 yard elf PC, are still getting extremely good looking games, and even decent ports of newish PC games."
This comment was added to a thread created by "impseth" entitled "Console design moving away from PC" on the Penny Arcade "Games and Technology" forum.
When author "aeolist" originally coined the phrase, he typed it as "3 yard elf" which caused much confusion to those following the thread. Aeolist later identified it as a typographical error: "It's the most bizarre typo for "year old" possible."
The term, used in the erroneous, is now used to imply a note of disdain in a given subject matter, topic, or thing. It may even be used to implicate the afore mentioned in a direct insult as well.
Both "3 yard elf" and "three yard elf" are grammatically correct usages of this slang.
1)
"Who spilled my beer?"
"The three yard elf over there."
2)
"This game is such a 3 yard elf, I feel dirty even playing it."
3)
"Only a three yard elf would use Windows millennium."
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The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.
infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:
Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
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Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.
"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"
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n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.
"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."
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When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.
*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!
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Biggest rap group to come out of Tennesse and no they do not worship the devil. The reason they are called Three 6 Mafia is because there used to be a total of 6 members in the group and then some left leaving 3. Ever since the group has contained between three and six members. In Stay Fly it doesn't say anything in regard to the devil or lucifer. The lady in the background is from a Willie Hutch song called Tell ME Why Has Our Love Turned Cold. If u do not believe me please download it somewhere and you will hear the truth. Some people also believe it says lucifer before Juicy J begins his verse, but it actually says "Producer". Juicy J producers all of Three 6 Mafia's songs.
If you wanna hear a good Three 6 Mafia song look for any of the "Posse Songs"
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Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.
Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.
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