Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

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two playing

ryan lee - playing two girls at the same time

ryan lee holding hands with alison

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Take two

#DoubleEntendre Could mean take two more shots or hits of marijuana blunt/joints or peace out , deuces ✌🏽

Have a good night; take two!
Me : I want another shot! Them : Take two
Hitting a joint take two puffs

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two words

"night mare"

When something bad happens
"two words mate.... NIGHT MARE"

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two step

stupidest thing i've ever seen in my life.

the hardcore scene is being polluted by little fucking high schoolers that think theyre so hardcore because they can windmill faster than imaginable or scream really loud or listen to some obscure new jersey "hxc" band.

look at that idiot two stepping and thinking hes defiant rebel. ill show you defiant. lets stab him in the eye.

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Two Toned

a person that is black and is mixed with two or more races

are u black? no
are u white? no
then what are you?
I am a two toned nigga my dad is black and my mom is white.

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Zero Two

Dino thot in that one Doggystyle Gundam anime/manga/light novel.

Redditors in their waifu wars over Ichigo and Zero Two be like: this character with no personality is better than this character with no personality.

Nana gang rise up.

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