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When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted
Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted
An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.
This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.
Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair
The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Coagulated pussy juice after a dry fucking
Bro Jessica was so dry when I fucked her I got pussy waste on my shlong!!
Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
- Constant anger
- social deprivation
- schizophrenia
- low IQ
- lack of common sense
- excessive hair dye use
- degeneracy
Psychohazardous Waste user: *dogshit opinion*
Normal human: "ok and?"
PWU: *incoherent meltdown*
Someone whom is hated simply because their intellectual level is higher then others and can simply out Witt them
Damn she’s such a waste cattie I don’t even understand have the stuff she can