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Scrolling social media while on the toilet
I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping
When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!
A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.
Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"
To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.
“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”
A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.
(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.
Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)