wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.

So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles

That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU

Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”

Wizards and Warlocks

The gayest game known to man. Involves spending countless hours collecting gems for the sole purpose of trying to find your penis because it’s so small.

“That kid is playing wizards and warlocks, what a fucking nerd”

wizard hole

When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff

"Oy bly me heres my wizard hole"

tiny wizard

a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies

oh sheet its a tiny wizard