arm chair

a best friend :)

Ily, arm chair

Faraj Chair

“Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀

There’s always a Faraj chair in a hotel room.

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

Restraint Chair

A chair with restraints used to restrain someone

Lane McCotter was serving as the director of the Utah State Prison system on the day that Valent was put in a restraint chair

Chair abuser

Chair abuser better known as Karl Jacobs
Who fucking jumps on his chair

Ah look the chair abuser is back

part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.

Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?