Killer Roomba

A Roomba is a robot vacuum that cleans for us humans. At times it may rebel and begin to kill their owners. Occasionally people are Roombas in reality.

OH NO MATT IS A KILLER ROOMBA!

2👍 5👎

jeff the killer

a hot ass MAN that'll kill you 😻 and id let him fuck the shit outta me.

me:id let jeff the killer kill me any-day 😻😩
my friend:hes not even hot

me:killing my friend 😻😻😻😻

6👍 25👎

cereal killer

as in fruit loops. one who knows stuff. crazy hax0r.

6👍 29👎

jigsaw killer

large overly intensive man that hates gays

my name is jigsaw killer, and i hate gays!

7👍 36👎

Dream Killer

The word is derrived from a group of rednecks who play beer pong out int he sticks. They are killing peoples dreams.

Player one shoots, and yells "Dream Killer"
Player two shoots, and yells" Dream Killer"

"Hey team dream killer is a bunch of fagots."

6👍 30👎

canary killer

A petafile.

"Dude you're a petafile."
"Just stop looking at me then please. You're gross."
"That guy is a canary killer."

1👍 2👎

Killer Swans

An excuse for guys to feel up guys.

{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY ?

(Setting the scene - there are a group of guys; two of them are Michaelangelo and Joseph)

MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.

MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"

JOSepH: "Oh bother..."

1👍 2👎