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Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.
My smoke detector started beeping at 3am last night. It's Bob's Law.
You can only "ironically" joke about something so many times before it stops being funny or ironic.
Person A: lol, women should go back to the kitchen lmao jk XD
Person B: You keep making that joke, so you must really believe and mean it...
Person A: What? No. How do you figure?
Person B: AWF's Law
Most commonly used in reference to the game of Mario Kart.
Lloyd's Law describes the inevitability that a player who is too good for their opponents will succumb to frequent, untimely 'Blue Shells'. The accuracy of this law is such that lesser players often rely on it to win games.
This is often confused with the lesser-known "Hogg's Law", which describes the demise of a player who excessively over-exaggerates their skill level before a race.
Looks like I'm gonna have to rely on Lloyd's Law again, this guy's miles ahead!! I wish I wasn't so rubbish!
A charge in any given region can be found by integrating the e-field to find the electric flux. Used in the electromagnetics course in Electrical Engineering.
Gauss's Law can be represented as:
∮E·dA= Q/εo
Gauss Law can be used on different shapes such as spheres and cylinders.
The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.
Definition: If anything can skrew you over, it will.
ex, my computer shut off a moment before I saved all my work.
When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.
Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.
Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.
Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!