slunk meat

A woman of unscrupulous moral character.

Lets say a guy dates this girl in college. After a year and a half, she abruptly turns very mean on him and breaks it off. Then, she (who had been a virgin before this relationship, no less) promptly goes and screws two of his fraternity brothers/friends, who also happen to be each others biological brothers (!). She winds up dating the second one for a year or two (!!!) thus qualifying herself as "slunk meat".

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Arby's Meat

A slang term for a vagina; the resemblance between the Arby's roast beef sandwich meat and a vagina.

Dude, she bent over and I saw her Arby's meat. It was fuckin' sweet.

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wogs meat

wogs meat is a young white lady who is blinded by the fact that black people are good to be with but are more likely to get up the duff and then the wog is going to leave them to find another white female to get pregnant.

also known as: wog dog
dirty little slag

look and silly girl with a halfcast dilluted baby.

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Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".

I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.

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dead meat

1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.

1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."

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meat bagpipe

(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.

(2) The penis and associated "sack".

Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.

Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!

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meat weasel

1. Slang for the human cock. This form was first orginated by a hippy in State College, PA in 1987.

2. A perverted fuck that has a good sick sense of humor and has is not afriad to show it.

1. Give that bitch the ol' "meat weasel" up her ass until her eye balls pop out and she can be skull-fucked!

2. Everyone in the group backed off except the meat weasel who told the bitch that she was a fuckin' carpet muncher.

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