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Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
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The first face-up card dealt to each player in Seven Card Stud, often used to determine which player must make a forced bet or "bring it in".
I chose to fold when the player to my right bet after pairing his door card, representing at least a pair of kings.
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someone who prefers using blue card while invading instead of gold because it does more damage
random: " why didn't you use gold card dude?"
tf: " blue card is better"
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When discussing a racial problem, a fascists throws out that you are playing the race card. He or she is playing the bigot card.
"You are playing the race card". Me, "you are playing the bigot card".
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A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.
6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.
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A list of runners and riders, the weight they carry and the distance and conditions of a horse race.
Chinaski studied his race card, it was a $8000 claimer for fillies and mares of three years old and upwards, over six furlongs. Randy Rita was paying five to one.
"I'll take that any day", he thought.
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is the card you keep because you still a virgin
1- a son im bout 2 head to dis chick house and i think i may finally lose my v-card
2-yah i feel you hopefully one day i can lose mine
1-LOL, y do u say this everytime knowin u been lost it LOL
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