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Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense

If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.

by Cody5050 August 17, 2022


the police

a government monopoly on legal violence

the police shootings in the United States seems to only be increasing, with a total 292 civilians having been shot, 62 of whom were Black, in the first four months of 2021

by you know me I hate everyone May 23, 2021


Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.

Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!

by Bryn Benn April 12, 2020


The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards

"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"

by Longbeer Feet November 20, 2020


victoria police

Daniel andrews private militia, enforcing lockdowns and stripping people of all freedom, they literally suck sick for a pay cheque.

Look it’s Victoria police coming so serve us lol jokes they here to take our freedom

by I loved Melbourne September 23, 2021


Kool Police

Kool Police music festival documentarians NRE and Kool Kelly. Not your regular police they are the Kool Police follow them to the music

Hey I wonder if The Kool Police are gonna be at MuddyRoots Music Festival this year ?

by LordofSin August 8, 2022


typo police

or Grammar Police
Annoying guy that keep reminds you every typo you make.
Pretty commun on twitter.

twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.

by annowed July 4, 2014