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A phrase created by an old lady with a mental illness to describe the great food she receives at her day program. Used to describe things that are so good it makes you want to body slam somebody.
"Yo lunchlady, dis chicken is BODY SLAMMING!"
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using a fresh jar of jelly to masterbate
When i get home from work i think i am going to Slam the Jam
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To fart violently; a loud, vibration making, release of bodily gases.
He slam farted the whole couch.
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When living on a farm, you fuck your donkey in the ass then make your cuz lick your cum out of the donkeys ass while you slam him
I donkey slammed Ryan last weekend and then puked in his face.
Donkey slamming is cool in the early morning after feeding the chickens my cock.
Donkey slamming is excellent after a good dirty sanchez.
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The male climbs atop a wardrobe or similar tall object, the female lies face down with her arse protuding in the air. The male then leaps off and attempts to engage his cock with the female arse. points can be obtained if the male actually achieves this. Extra bonus if he can smack the back of her head whilst landing.
Geoff:"I'm-a slam dunking you Terri"
Toni: "I'm lubed up to smoothen the entry"
Geoff: "Don't matter, I'm gonna knock you out anyway, cunt"
Toni: "You fucking wanker!"
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Shortly after a woman gives birth, a witness in the room proceeds to palm the baby's head and redirects the newly born baby back into the womb.
Father, about his newly born child: I was really quite surprised when the obstetrician slam dunked little Maxwell.
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