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when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.
When you cum inside a chick and she squeezes the cum out into a shot glass filled with "Da Bomb" hot sauce then she takes the shot.
Damn bro that "Spicy Cock Tail" maneuver she pulled on me last night went DUMMY HARD!
Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.
Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous
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When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
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the act of inserting the maile genitalia in multiple orifices of the female species. ie alternating insertion into the vagina and the anus
I took that biotch home last night and went peter cotton tail on her...I was jus jumpin from hole to hole.
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When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.
That guy pissed me off so I hit him with a steaming fox tail.
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When a person has a their afro type hair pulled back into a pony tail
Man, at that concert last night, some chick's fro-ny tail was in my face! I couldn't see a thing!
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