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(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.
Whoa maaan, my windows are like.. totally minimizing. That's just sooo out there maaan
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When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.
I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.
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Window Pain
To Window Pain is to take LSD by using a eye dropper,
and placing drops into the eye. It is a fast and effective
way to take acid inducing the desired effect almost emediatly.
Mr. Stickey Ickey Window Pained Some Acid today.
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having a girl about to jump out of a window with one leg still inside and the other leg outside. from here, you approach and fuck her in the spot, but be careful not to be too loud where your neighbors can hear you.
Erika was about to jump out from Bobak's window. With one leg still inside, Bobak performed the Persian window on her with some strong thrusts and she enjoyed it!
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Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.
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Innuendo implying you're willing to hook up with another person. Normally used to point out to your friend that another person has just used such innuendo.
Dude 1 to girl at bar - Are you going to John's party after this?
Girl at bar (to Dude 1) - I don't know. I'm not tired but I feel like going to bed. What about you?
Dude 2 (to Dude 1) - Dude, that girl was definitely trying to climb in your window!
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despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.
almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.
example must include the term microsoft windows
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