And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

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Nah he tweakin

Gay slang for: I want you to come over and double fist my asshole

boy 1: "nah he tweakin"

boy 2: "omg he wants me to double fist his asshole"

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that's what he did

just the opposite of that's what she did meaning; it sounds like it's something a guy would do or looks like a guy woukld do

-2 guys got a bunch of boxes in the trunk of a car-
guy1-oh yeah!! we got it in!!
guy2-that's what he did

-2 gurls trying to put money in a vending machine-
gurl1-ugh it won't go in!
gurl2-that's what he did

-guy puts pencil through sharpener-
guy2 that's what he did

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He was a Justin Bieber

Saying someone is sooooo sexist, racist, or narcissistic that you wish they weren't even born

1:hey man did you go get that money from josh like I asked

2:no man he was a Justin Bieber

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He don’t like Twinkie’s

They be nasty to some

There is a certain tom that hates Them

it’s safe to say he don’t like Twinkie’s

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he/she needs an enema

politically correct way of saying someone is full of shit

Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?

Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '

Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"

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He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.

Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.

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