Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

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Hip Hands

The ridiculous and jarring photo pose girls make with their hands on their hips and arching their backs to the side.

That photo of you is great! You are totally rocking the hip hands.

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dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

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lee hands

fastist human known to man, with an average of 10000000 paces per second he voyages villages in a trace and is gone like the wind that he lets loose.

geek with a squeek

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hand sex

When a couple holds hands passionately. Usually involves some weird movement of the hands. Most of the time the two don't realize they're having hand sex until one notices. for example:
"what are our hands doing?" "I dont know" "It looks like they're on acid!!"

"hey hand... lets smoke something then rub up against each other"

J:"So,what'd you and jhett do tonight"
B:"Oh nothing, just had some hand sex while we listened to Zeppelin. Why, what did you and Jenna do?
J:"....same thing, but.... well we'll just leave it at that"
B:"HA! sure, sure... w/e"

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open hand

meaning bitch slap originating from the ancient art of karate

Tracey gave Ric an open hand after he tried to pull an angry dragon on her.

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Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.

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