A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.
1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
When a man has an orgasm so intense he is exhausted to the point where he needs rest.
Kayla sucked my dick so good I busted a soul nut and woke up the next morning.
A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.
No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.
the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"
Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."