ur mom

one of the best insults created in the history of ur mom

ur mom? yeah that’s the best insult ever.

ur mom

The person I was fucking last night

Who's that hotties who's house ur at all the time?
- Ur mom

ur mom

Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back

A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues

ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with

Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!