Uncle chad is a made up part of peoples family. He often is a musician or entertainer, but in reality, is nothing more than a figment of a delusional persons imagination
Uncle chad is sure to show this family reunion (46th time this has been said)
Uncle Billy is a rapist
Uncle bully is Tane because raped his sister
The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.
"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."
An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.
Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.
"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."
When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal
Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle
Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.
"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"
An individual of certain ethnic groups, who believes selling out their fellow ethnic constituents for political lies and propaganda for their own gain.
"Aww man that Haw-keen jeffro is a real Uncle Biden.. He told me I would be a movie star 10 years ago if I would believe his b.s rhetoric." " Yea man that Adam Krappinger, is trying to pull an Uncle Biden right now !! I would watch out"