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When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.
*snap notification*
Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents
If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros
4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!
Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.
To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally
Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.
Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.
Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.
The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn
Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?
Guy 1: It was magical.