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A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
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When Urban Dictionary Editors don't post good definitions because 1) it offended tweens 2) cuz they're are wankers.
UD editor: :O OMG that's is racist against tweens and black people
UD publisher: You're a Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)
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A useless giner prick that has a fuck face, and is a wanker.
Hey Joey, you're a fuck face ginger wanker
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It’s a wild dick wanker Ballsack depression
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(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146
Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.
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It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!
Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
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A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!
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