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When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!
Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
A beat-up, filthy, degenerate looking person, that is beyond the point of repair
Look at that washed up dirty bit**, Jesus
She’s Washed
When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.
Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!