An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true
Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"
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the phrase everyone uses after you have just slaughter in a debate about why a certain thing sucks (i.e. movie, game, etc.). they know they lost but are ashame they actually had no idea what they were talking about, so they resort to this phrase indicating their belief that its simply a matter of taste and that they like it. this deters the conversation from the actual debate of weather said thing (i.e. movie, game, etc) sound be considered bad or good.
me: TDKR sucks balls. Like with the entire trilogy, death metal version of batman is just stupid. The movie excels in visual appeal, drama, and some intense action. Bane was completely emasculated. He isn't the head honcho pumping drugs into his body and being a bad ass. The entire Talia and Bane story got twisted and then merged together with Catwoman for simply sexual appeal. The whole Robin thing was stupid...etc.
nolanite dicksucker: Well, I liked it.
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a phrase used to annoy others when they ask you a question; best used with a typical, generic British accent.
Hey, when's your birthday?
Well yes, quite likely.
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United Airlines marketing theme.
Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.
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using an innocent friend as a scapegoat for something you did that was stupid.
friend 1: i called up that cute guy last night, then was to nervous to talk to him, so i said it was Susie and hung up.
friend 2: throw Timmy down the well then did you? that's messed up!!
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A fast paced, intense drinking game that originated in Cedarburg, WI consisting of a group of people that sit around a shot glass (the wishing well) on a table and try to bounce in a set amount of quarters(usually 4-5 per person). Upon each person bouncing in a quarter they would call out "1" for their first quarter in and then "2" for their second and so on until the decided amount of quarters is in the "well" or shot glass. The person left last with quarters either can drink a set amount or take the number of drinks left of the quarters they fail to get into the well. It is a good idea to keep extra quarters around the well in the event that some may fall on the ground during play, also, as the number of desired players increases the number or wells can increase.
We played a sweet new drinking game called Wishing Well (drinking game) at Party Buss's house this weekend and got totally bombed!
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A phrase used to describe a post-japattack event at the office. This phrase shall only be used when one is surprised or dumbfounded by the event.
Well fizzle my nizzle, my best friend Bobby just laid a japattack on me to get ahead in the company.
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