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Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012


Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018


King Joshua

Name of the King of Octavia, someone who is kind and forgiving to everyone around him and never fails to keep you smiling and do his best ♡ Also known as; Lord R.A.M, Joshy, My Snorlax ☆ It is the name of someone worth fighting for. Someone to love.

"I would wait a thousand years to find my King Joshua"

by Lady-Zuriel August 1, 2018


jeremiah king

A person that is handsom,big dick

Did you see that handsome man name Jeremiah KING

by thunderbolt November 29, 2016


Dab king

A person who can do a proper dab as if he is a king.

Jim, look at that dab king!

by Turtle mcgriddle August 27, 2016


Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 11, 2012


Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014