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A female reaction to sexual stimulation.
When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.
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A gotdamn devil woman is a femle who trys 2 tell u ur buissness....
::door bell rings::
::man with counrty axcent answers door::
::looks at door stoop seee flaming bag!!::
TED:It's one of dem flamin bags again!! call the fire de'partment this one out of control!!
Betty: DONT PUT IT OUT WITH UR BOOTS TED!!!
TED: DONT TELLME MY BUISSNESS DEVIL WoMAN!!
::TED, not bothering 2 listen 2 his wife stomps the bag ::
TED: got dammit its that pooooop again!! frikin kids!!!
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a teacher who is constantly getting busy. getting pregnant every year, since forever. people usually don't know how many children she has. or when she starting popping out babies every 9 months. a breeder. one that needs to get her tubes tied more then canines need to.
Person 1: "Who do you have next period?"
Person 2: "pregg0rz woman."
Person 1: "You have pregg0rz woman? Dayum! She's a breeder!"
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A debilitating illness of mucous and congestion and pain that confines a woman to the house with no possibility of work or school followed by a rapid surge of recovery when it is time to go shopping or go out for cocktails. 'Woman colds' tend to be intense, but brief, as they are immediately relieved upon happy hour.
The specific cause of the 'woman cold' is unknown, but it is generally the fault of the nearest man.
The illness tends to confound and baffle other men seeking a cure or treatment.
Synonyms: selective illness, selective symptoms
Antonyms: flu, pneumonia
When <woman's name> developed a particularly nasty woman cold, she had to stay home from work and cancel her morning conference call and her pilates class. She declined the medicine that her fiancee offered so she would not feel drowsy. After sniffling and coughing throughout the morning, she experienced a remarkable improvement when her girlfriend invited her to help her shop for shoes, and she was able to go to the mall that afternoon.
<Woman's name> suffered a bad sore throat and clammy skin when she developed a woman cold, and she could not deliver the financial report for her office and the essay for her continuing education class. She suspected that the illness was related to the dessert spoon that she shared with her husband, but she gave no complaints. She valiantly struggled to fold the laundry and clean the dishes while soothing herself with hot tea. She needed her husband to take the kids to daycare and pick them up, but she refused his offer to take her to the doctor. Her symptoms quickly subsided when her coworkers scheduled a wine-tasting at the end of the day and she felt strong enough to attend the event.
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The complete opposite to man points in that these points are awarded to a woman (or a very feminine man) for something quite spectacular, that defines being a woman
Jill - Hey! I just squeezed out 400 babies, then made dinner for the doctors....then cleaned up.
Bronagh - Sure you haven't been drinking Powerthirst? Who cares? MAJOR WOMAN POINTS
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A woman who is behaving in an unpleasant or spiteful way.
She's one nasty woman
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A usually loud, hypercritical, tough, and blunt woman who hails from the Punjab region of Pakistan or India. She is definitely not a traditionally feminine, in fact you may mistake her personality for a man's. Ye be warned.
Girl #1: "Why is Gurpreet's mother so loud and blunt?"
Girl #2: "Oh, she is just a Punjabi woman."
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