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Turkey-baconed

1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammerthey give up

For every person who starts a sales/finance related thread, they're likely going to find it Turkey-Baconed within the first 10 posts and then it's off to the races.

or

The War Bonds Lighters World War Lighters thread has officially been turkey-baconed!

by bplewis24 January 16, 2009

103๐Ÿ‘ 161๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wild Turkey

Five guys on one girl; as in one in the mouth, one in the ass, one in the vag, and one in each hand. The combination of flapping arms and the head moving back and forth makes the girl look like a turkey.

"God, this party is such a sausage fest, only one girl is here. Hey, actually we have enough people for a wild turkey!"

by Kobra Kommander August 28, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jive Turkey

When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.

Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.

by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011

50๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey-Hunting

v.- The act of consuming large shots of Wild Turkey 101 in order to reach high levels of intoxication. As more shots are consumed, the occasion is usually refered to as Turkey-Hunting. The action of shooting imaginary birds out of the sky also refers to the occasion.

"Yo bro, you wanna go turkey-hunting after work tonight?"

by Elliot Rogers September 25, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


first turkey

A great spot in Rockhampton to take a girl to and bang her well, when it rains the creeks flow really fast and its super fun to ride a bike through and drown.

1. First turkey, yeh, thats what i thought.
2. Im feeling wet, lets do it like its at first turkey

by make_love March 7, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey pigeon

A very rare turkey sized bird with the shape, behavior, and flight pattern of a pigeon. The turkey pigeon is very elusive and only inhabits a very small portion of Needham, MA known as Brendan's back yard. It is also sometimes called a f-turkey pigeon.

The other day there was like, a bird in my tree. At first I thought it was a turkey, but then all of a sudden it started to fly so i thought it must be like, a turkey pigeon!

by coranglais April 11, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey lurkey

Some fool who walks like he has a turkey drumstick up his ass.

"Why's that fuckface walking like that?" "Cause he's a goddamn turkey lurkey"

by Dale Davids November 26, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž