bed head

when you lie in bed and get head; when you are tired or sleeping

I was about to go to sleep and she gave me bed head

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bed pants

1. taken from the root words "pa" and "jamas". "Pa" meaning, "bed" in ancient Greek, and "jamas" meaning, "pants" in a rare form Jonulesque Latin. Can also be interpreted as "tronpants".

2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.

3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle

4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.

"Sarah, im telling you, they're called bed pants."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."

"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."

"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."

"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."

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Bed crumbs

Crusties from cum after it dries that has loosened in unwashed sheets...yuuuck

Dude had bed crumbs he was soooo dirty!!!

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Bed Rat

You

You're a bed rat

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Bed-wetter

A person who must get the advice of someone else to make a decision when the choice is obvious. Usually lives in Mom's basement.

Manny could have had sex with a totally hot chick tonight, but instead went home to play X-Box online, what a bed-wetter.

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Torture bed

Where you sleep when you have no other options.

By the time Willow decided to attend her stepmother’s remarriage to Joe-the-Plumber, all the motels in Provincetown had been booked, so she spent the pre-nuptials night on a frenemy’s pullout torture bed and ruined her party back.

“Silas,” says Gal, “I seriously want to stay the weekend and help curate your 3,000-piece Educa Amsterdam puzzle, but the prospect of winding up gagging in your torture bed makes me honestly say I must beg off.”
“I know it’s not the torture bed but the Axe,” says Silas. “It’s always been the Axe.”

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breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

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