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too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.
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A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.
Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!
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“Chasing chicken” is a Bay Area term popularized by Local Bay Area rapper Mike sherm. It means only chasing cash while other people would be chasing a girl.
“I’m too busy chasing chicken I ain’t worried bout you bitches
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A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.
This is a play off of the "screaming Eric" in which you scream as loud as possible just before ejaculation.
Sexually deprived Trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. In a fit of rage to get back at her for months without sex, Trevor gave her a Screaming Chicken. Sadly, shortly after, she bit off his penis.
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chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means
student this handwriting is chicken scratch
teacher what did you say
student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch
teacher dont be cursing in my class
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a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"
Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)
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fuck ya chicken strips...
FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
Mhmm chicken strips... FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!!!!
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