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Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try
" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"
A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".
First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"
"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.
The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.
When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!