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Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.
Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!
To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"
PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY
A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.
Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!
Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
A small estate full of roadmen and chavs that hang around outside Asda. Nice houses and nice people. Just scary roadmen
Oi mate. Wanna come down kings hill for a couple of fags
Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)
YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍
6👍 1👎
A fully engorged, raging hard on.
All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.
She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.