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These are the powers that be who control the secret weapons of mass destruction.These "human"weapons are more dangerous then the weapons they create then control. death angels;juggernauts;warmongers; globalists;conquerors;etc.
Colin Powell is a former"wmd"but now Rumsfeld is the supreme American wmd,as Secretary of War.
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People who demand and threaten others to wear masks even when they're alone, outdoors and safely distant from other people. Generally, pushy virtue-signalling jerks who follow CNN talking heads blindly. Generally found in blue states.
Not to be confused with "covidiots" or those who are pushy about not ever wearing masks - the polar opposites of Mask Holes.
That mask hole Karen called the police on my five year old because his mask fell off while he was riding his bike.
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Ski Mask The Slump God has the the 2 biggest BDE in the world .
All you have to do is look at him and you will automatically be blessed, Everyone once a piece of him because he’s hot as fuck and over all amazing
Me: Dude ski mask the slump god has such big dick energy
Person: Hell yeah he does, Every time I hear him talk I just want to bust a nut nohomo tho.
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When people continually wear a face mask daily long after the coronavirus pandemic has been contained—when mask withdrawal causes them psychological pain rather than physical gain.
Guesstimate how many people worldwide suffer from mask wearing syndrome, who need to seek treatment for their withdrawal symptoms.
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When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
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The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.
Toby's girlfriend is into some kink yo! She loves getting a Chicken Skin Dust Mask now and then.
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