Peter

Peter is a very uniqe creature. When left alone he will wonder helplessly wonder around. However when a peter is with others if his kind he acts very strange. He is mainly atraccted to female creatures however if starving for sex he will also go for the males.

E.g:Look its a wild peter

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peter-cottontail

Verb - The act of stretching a woman's anal cavity to the point where you can drop your balls inside and have her anal cavity appear to suck them in and then close with your balls cozy inside.

I'm going to peter-cottontail my bitch of a girlfriend tonight!

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Saint Peter

Is known biblically as the first pope, "The first stone to build his (God's) kingdom.."

The keeper of the gates (the keys) of heaven.

He was crucified upside down per his own request because he believed that he was not worthy to be crucified like Jesus. Consequently his cross is the inverted cross, which to some may be satanic. "Coincidentally," Jesus at one point does call Saint Peter "Satan" because "For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.” Matthew 16:23; here, there is a distinction between Lucifer and Satan.

He is syncretized with the Orisha Ogun in the Santería tradition.
Ogun is also associated with keys.

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peter griffin

The guy that took over Homer Simpson after The Simpsons started to attract less ppl.

Peter Griffin:Lois its time to be the Peiceofsmichdt you are.
Lois Pewtersmichdt:Its Pewtersmichdt!!!!

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peter kay

simply a ledgend. the best british comedian ever from bolton.

'gaaaaaaarlic bread'

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Peter Piper

When you smother peppers on your penis until it burns and your compadre then blows on your cock, like blowing a flute.
What you call a girl that gave some head to one of your musical friends.

"Dude last night I was getting off with some peppers when my girl came up and blew on my dick, what a Peter Piper!"

"Hey, Jessica gave Jimmy some head last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Peter Piper."

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Peter-Panned

When someone poops themself while wearing tights.

Jim: How was your dance recital last night?
Dave: It was going great until I peter-panned. I should've peter-planned.

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