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When someone who is skateboarding or running does not notice a pane of glass and collides with it.
“How‘d you break your nose?”
“I didn‘t see the glass door when I ran inside and I totally pulled a Fish Tank."
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A guy who always has one beer in each hands when he's clubbing. He always orders two beers at a time to save on tip. Frank the tank is likely to possess at all time a retarded haircut and don't know much about his life except that he has to fulfill his primary needs (i.e. sex, pizza, and shit/pee).
Reporter 1: All we know is that a guy with a retarded haircut and 2 beers in his hands came and started to yell at everyone for no reason.
Guy who's watching the news: OMG, hey dude ! frank the tank is on screen
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is what everyone says because exo had the worst and the most laughable free fall in history of kpop music
person 1: is exo successful?
Person 2: no, exo tanked
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ok think about a fish tank four sides so you need four people 2 girls and 2 guys make the guys face the girls and then they have sex standing up so they make a two lines next to each other like the equels sign. now there are sides air between the people are the sides and a bottom!
man: lets fish tank all night
lady: but we need more people
man: get your roomate i 'll get mine
lady: ok
and they fish tank alllll nite long and moan
I like the wayyy u fish tank baby
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A man who swears he can out drink you but then he has 3 beers, complains he is tired, and then passes out. Frank the Tank also look like Shrek.
We got a bunch of beers last night and planned on getting wasted, Frank the Tank drank 3 beers and then complained he was tired and passed out on the couch.
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A slow-rolling tank in Halo that can house 1 driver and seats 4 (2 on each tred). It has a full 360° tilt-rotor upon which its weaponry is mounted. Its primary weapon is a powerful mortar that recharges every 5 seconds and its secondary weapon is an inaccurate machine gun that is essentially equivelant to 2 assault rifles being fired simultaneously.
The Scorpion Tank can easily be pwned by a ghost in multi-player battle.
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1. When you get tanked in the face by a ballsack, usually a hairy one.
2. major ownage.
1. I wanted to have sex with my wife but she told me she had a headache, so i quickly shed my pants, cockslapped her in the face and followed up with a good ballsack tank. Now i'm divorced, but hey, I wasnt about to just let her get away with that shit!
2. Obama is such a ballsack tank!
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