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Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
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A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
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A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.
"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"
"No I'm not a knob"
"Oh"
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A vote cast by someone who is deceased.
The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.
Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.
Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.
Any bat infected with the rabies virus.
Stay far away from a zombie bat.
Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.
Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.