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May 4

May 4 is national Fingering day, the day where your lover can finger u at any time. This is a good day for men because on April 27th it was national grab dick day. So..now, men get out there and get ya revenge

Guy: hey bae remember when u grabbed my dick on national grab dick day

Girl: yeah why?

Guy: well....it's may 4th also known as national fingering day...so .I get my revenge...love u

by Znznnbsbxbxbxb x April 29, 2019

63πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


May 21st

National play rocks day.
Play rocks with your friends.

Bro it’s May 21st let’s play rocks!!

by Tayble October 22, 2019

31πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


May 18th

if your born on this day then you got the biggest titties in town baby!

damn she was defiantly born on may 18th ,look at those man!

by nunyabeeswax123 October 30, 2019

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


May 24th

National Tiddie and Dick Day, Grab Anything!

Fuck yeah it’s May 24th

by OG Grandpa May 22, 2019

83πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Mai-Vy

an amazingly hot asian girl

Damn. Look at that Mai-Vy over there!

by maaiiivy March 30, 2009

40πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


May 4

If you were born on this day you are the dumbest crackhead out of your friend group

Wow your birthday is on May 4 that explains why your a crackhead

by Don’t doubt me November 1, 2019

210πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


May-Weather

American professional boxer. He is the son of Floyd Mayweather, Sr., a former welterweight boxing contender.

From July 18, 2005 through June 2, 2008 he was rated by The Ring magazine as the number-one pound for pound boxer in the world. Mayweather has won six world boxing championships in five different weight classes; he is the former WBC welterweight champion, a title he vacated upon his retirement. He was named Ring Magazine Fighter of the Year in 1998 and 2007. He is currently ranked number 2 pound for pound fighter.

Now for the facts:

He ended up being a pussy and declined from fighting Manny Pacquiao. So, he has created "fail expectations" for nearly 80% of the world awaiting this bout.

The term is used for relating to high expectations that diminished immediately.

The blizzard in New Jersey wasn't that bad. It was may-weather.

by Passion with One S February 6, 2010

71πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž