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Courtney Johnson

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.

"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"

by la léona January 10, 2005


Johnson(s)

n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.

1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.

by jimbo23 August 25, 2005


lily johnson

HAS a REALLLLY FAT ASSSS!perky boobs and loves to have many boyfriends 10 at a time the highest soo far. Gives every guy in a 20 foot radius a hard ass boner that doesnt go away for an hour. The booobs are perky and massive tight and hella warm pussy.

Damn lily johnson is soooo fuking hot. *walks to lily johnson* "lets fuck already" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Luke, Dairius, and RANDALL November 29, 2017


Mr. Johnson

The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.

"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"

by HeckinNice March 13, 2019


Nathan Johnson

Looks like Ed

Looks at that Nathan johnson

by PartyDan November 27, 2018


Ryan Johnson

A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky

Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson

His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass

by D. emon M.aster May 22, 2019


Liz Johnson

Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.

Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."

Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."

Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"

Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."

by Sprinter123 November 11, 2009