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September 27 is go after Jonny day.
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!
It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.
Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.
Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom
Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.
An After Mo is a combination of prosecco and pineapple juice.
Ah man, I really don’t want to drink. What about an After mo?
An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.