I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her

Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever

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Damn, I see you gettin' it

when you see a couple together, you use this to describe what will probably happen later (sex). that would mean they are gettin' it.

Friend: We're going back to my room later tonight
Friend 2: Damn, I see you gettin' it!

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I WILL BUST YOU

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

-Ahhhhhnold Schwarzenegger

Said to anybody stupid enough to mess with you while on an acid trip, in a shitty mood, or they are just say something really gay.

"You have have schmegma stains on your pants!"
"It's fucking mayonnaise you fuck-mook!"
"I don't think so..."
"Enough! I WILL BUST YOU!"

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I will learn you

Verb. Common language mistake made amongst Afrikaans-speaking people. Used comically by GTA players in the RSA Mafia community, communicating via mics when having to instruct, direct or demonstrate certain objectives.

Gamer 1: "I can't get into the Zancudo Military Base without getting shot to shit."
Gamer 2: "Its not that hard. I will learn you how."

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

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Can I knock you up?

A saying from England that means to knock on your door. If your related to somebody from england, tell them that and see what they say.

English Man: Can I knock you up? American Lady: NO! YOU CREEP

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I like you for who you are

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

"I'm not with you because you're a size 6 with 36FF boobs. I like you for who you are, Sarah."

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