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Canadian Armed Forces have some of the best overall trained soldiers in the world. They do not have much in the way of money or equipment, but our soldiers are on average smarter and stronger then the average soldier from many other countries. They think for themselves, and commanders at all levels encourage and respect this, just so long as the job is finished.
In a recent military competition at the US Westpoint Military Acadamy, 2 British, 1 Canadian, and around 40 American teams competed. Canada took first for the second year in a row, and the British took 3rd and 4th. The Canadian Armed Forces also have the best snipers in the world.
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When one waves hello or goodbye, the fat on their arm may appear to flap in a waving matter as well. Most commonly seen on obese people and mothers.
Soccer mom: "Have fun at soccer, Jimmy! I love you!"
Jimmy: "Okay mom, I love you too!"
Friends: "Man. Jimmy, your mom has some serious bye-bye arm."
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Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)
No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.
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After working out your biceps the following day your arms become sore and unbendable causing this condition. Also referred to as "Dino Arms".
I'm having major issues getting my shirt on this morning. I have a bad case of t-rex arms after that crazy workout.
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Quite possibly the most underestimated force in the world. The Canadian Armed Forces are underfunded, yet they play such an important role in the world, in peacekeeping and in areas such as Afghanistan. A Canadian army sniper holds the distance record for taking out a target. Still, underfunding hampers them. Each of Canada's 4 subs have problems, the helis keep crashing, and the government is ignoring the plight while putting up the soldiers for extended combat in Afghanistan.
PPCLI Corporal Rob Furlong (Canadian Armed Forces) (Operation Anaconda, Afghanistan) - holds record for the longest-ever recorded and confirmed sniper kill at 2,430 metres (1.5 miles) using a .50 caliber (12.7 mm) McMillan TAC-50 rifle.
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An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).
One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore
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To be convinced of something easily.
"Do you want to finish work early and go for beers? The boss is gone for the day." "Ok, twist my arm. Let's go."
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