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No arse November

Girls can not sent arse picks nor can boys ask for them.

I can’t send arse pics I’m taking park in no arse November.

by Bsbsnsjejn November 18, 2020


De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.

Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.

by nutellacrepes February 1, 2011


Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013


bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003


Wet arse

A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.

You're gutless , such a wet arse.

by Mamasa September 30, 2021


biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

by K.Bab December 26, 2016


Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.

she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.

by group of four April 9, 2013