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Jew Hump

The act of fucking a prostitute and not paying. Also, promising someone money for something (a bet etc), doing it, and never paying.

Yo luis, I totally jew humped this one bitch yesterday....needless to say, She was flabbergasted when I got my clothes and ran out the window.

Dude I am totally about to jew hump this girl man. She has no idea its coming either.

by Dorville October 14, 2007

49๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew basher

someone who hates on jews, always making comments about people being jews and having those funny little hats

man you are such a jew basher, why do you have to talk about jesus that way?

by deadsniper5 March 26, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Jew

an insult, not necessarily of an anti-sematic context, used to describe a person who has done something to annoy you. Once again, does not, in any way, demean to jewish religious population.

"You damn dirty jew, my cookies are not fair game, if you eat them again I'll kick your dirty jew ass!

by Austin(aarrgghh!) April 30, 2004

556๐Ÿ‘ 443๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew jitsu

A jew that knows Jujitsu.

He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!

by Rolle42 April 18, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew Berry

The cereal I will create with honey oat crunches in the shape of the star of david and little marshmallows in the shapes of yamikas, manuras, tips of circumcised penises, dollar signs, and kosher hot dogs. There will also be little cereal berries included to add some flavor. Each box of cereal includes a barcode temporary tattoo for the young ones.

"Mom, can we get some Jew Berry cereal for breakfast??"

by Enya Zupakolos August 13, 2008

67๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew bed

When someone is having sex in the same bed as you, and you're not involved in it.

"I didn't get much sleep last night because I was involved in a jew bed."

by ToriTwoTitts March 2, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž