august 28th

the international spice smoking day.

hay its august 28th, can you believe the whole world will be smoking today.

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18th august

National get ur bum out day

Yo it’s 18th august uno what that means 🤫

“Alright I’ll get my bum out”

I love national get ur bum out day ❤️
The word defined national is because it is a nationwide celebration

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August 20th

THIS WAS THE DAY THE MOST FINE ASS MF BOY HANDSOME CUTE NOOB SELF WAS BORN HE'S MY BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Taytay FARTED IN MY MOUTH :(((((( August 20th

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august 6

some dumb bitch named isabels birthday

“what’s today?”
“august 6th, some dumb bitches birthday”

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August 3rd

If you were born on August 3rd you are a Russian bastard.

Hey what is Smirnoff ‘s birthday?
Obviously it’s august 3rd he is a Russian dirtbag.

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August 16

August 16 is help your family day!

Sis/ bro: I can’t do my homework

You: it’s August 16 I’ll help you
Sis/bro: thanks :)

24th of august

the 24th of august is pretend to be emo day

friend- its the 24th of august today
me- im so emo

friend- same