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after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)
a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon
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Stupid comment used ad nauseam as an argument by trolls on social media to express contempt about animal welfare issues or veganism
Comments under the photo of a piglet with the caption "I am not food"
- Yes you are!
- Yummy
- mmm bacon
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Female Genitalia.
Badly Packed Kebab
"Look at the hanging bacon on that!"
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In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.
#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
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Roblox Bacons are players that just started; or however, like the look of an Bacon. Copy and Pastes and their boyfriend, (aka Slenders) bully bacons due to bacons just starting, start with no robux. Another word for Bacons are Noobs, which are almost the same thing. Roblox Bacons are called "bacons" due to the brown look of their hair. Pal Hair is most likely to be called Bacon Hair.
Teresa: Hey, I heard of this game Roblox, Chad! Play with me?
Chad: Already heard of that game. Theres no point. You just start as a stupid Roblox Bacon. I bully Roblox Bacons cause I'm a rich Slender and I got a girlfriend.
Teresa: Whatever Chad..Copy and Pastes copy outfits, they aren't unique!!
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Dumbasses that are extremely common in a game known as roblox.
extremely unfunny or overrated.
they are either a 2 year old toddler or a retarded tiktoker that makes unfunny jokes.
very difficult to find a bacon hair that has common sense.
These bacon hairs are fucking annoying.
I wanna squish every single bacon hairs face
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A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.
Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy
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