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A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina
Man I could really use a skin bagel right now
Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)
David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel
Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp
Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel
A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"
"I did, totally brutal dude."
The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.
An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.
I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.