Russian Mud Bath

The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.

For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.

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german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

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northwolf bathes in diarrhea

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Neon Dark Bath

When one takes a bath in the dark, and adds glow sticks to the water to create a fun atmosphere or a lightshow. Very relaxing or devilish if you like the dark.

"Oh i'm going for a neon dark bath later"
"I've just been for a neon dark bath."

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Mexican Bubble Bath

When you go to take a shit and just shit out froth and bubbles.
Also called a Cleveland Bubble Bath.

"We went to the local fast food place and when I went to the bathroom someone had made a steaming Mexican bubble bath in the sink!"

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brown bubble bath

When someone farts while taking a bath.

Mom: *knock knock* Honey, is everything alright in there? I heard a loud noise.
Son: Nothing, mom. I am just taking a brown bubble bath!

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chinese bubble bath

The act of 3 Chinese girls puking into a bathtub, where an american male bathes in it with the 3 Chinese women.

"Holy shit, this party had everything. My friend even had a Chinese bubble bath!"

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