Beaver Boy

A wild crossbreed animal. Typically coming from a female mother and beaver father. Often makes uncontrollable noises, and builds dams with household objects. Also known to cause forest fires through excessive smoking and dipping. Can sometimes drown in their own beer. Usually pass out before all other accompanying animals. 9 times out of 10 the beaver forgets the entire night and cannot recall his wild, tragic events. Because of the beaver's unconventional upbringing, there is often severe destruction at hand.

Person 1: Damn that beaver boy is going wild.

Person: Hes such a fuckin beaver!

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Drain Beaver

Collection of pubic hair in the drain of a shower or bath tub. Especially, after your chick trims her Pubic Mane in the shower.

Damn, girl, you need to clean up that Drain Beaver you left in the shower. There's three inches of water in the tub and I'm not sticking my hand in there.

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Beaver Trader

This is the female who puts out thinking, "Oh if I give him my pussy, he'll give me his undying love and devotion."

Eh-hem.... wake up, girlie!

Marcie: "But I just KNOW if I sleep with him he'll love me and want me even more!"
Sue: "You don't think he's going to commit just because you have sex with him, do you?"
Marcie: "Well yeah! If I sleep with him he'll commit."
Sue: "Girl, you're a beaver trader!"

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Beaver Tooth

Unlike Bluetooth, it's the way women in a large group communicate to each other about a guy without having to speak.

Girls vagina using Beaver Tooth: What do you think if this guy, hes pretty cute.. *fiddle*....Send.

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horse beaver

A female human with two buck teeth who wears her hair in a ponytail.

Dude check out that chick Stephanie, what a horse beaver!

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Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

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Blake Beaver

(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"

"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."

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